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This Ain't My Fucking Vest Patch - 4x1.5 inch

P7072

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This Ain't My Fucking Vest Patch
4x1.5 inch
This is a Small Embroidered Patch for Clothing
Patch can be sewn on to Leather Jackets and Vests
Patch can be ironed on to Shirts, Jeans and Hats with a Heat Press
Designed for Bikers and Veterans

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Product Information

Dimension: 4x1.5 inch
Color: Black / White
Fabric: Twill
Backing: Ivamis Trading logo Plastic Iron on Backing
Borders: Clean Cut Embroidered Borders for Easy Sewing
Patch Style: Text Only
Material: Twill Fabric. Plastic Backing with Japanese Iron on Glue. 100% Rayon Thread Synthetic Embroidery.
Iron on Instructions: Use a Heat Press for 30 seconds set at 280 Degrees Fahrenheit.
Tips for Ironing on Patch: Plug in iron. Crank it to highest setting. Place iron on top of your garment with a frying pan thermometer sandwiched between iron and garment to start the preheating process. Once temperature reaches 280 Degrees Fahrenheit unplug your iron. Temperature will continue to rise and then start to decline. Once it declines to 280 Degrees Fahrenheit, Slide the iron, place your patch and put the iron on top of your patch and press as hard as you can for 30 seconds without moving the iron around. Do not mess with the patch until it has completely cooled down. Do not iron on patches to Leather or Nylon! Watch Video
SKU: P7072
This Ain't My Fucking Vest Patch Description:
In the true spirit of denying culpability for anything and everything, we have a series of funny embroidered patches that let you deny ownership of any piece of clothing you're wearing. This particular patch covers your biker vest. Come to think of it, it would apply to any vest.

Sewing this patch to your vest makes it clear that you don't own it. That comes in handy when someone is trying to ID you based on your clothes. You have complete deniability built right in.

Is somebody poking around and asking too many questions? Are people staring at you whenever you go out? Do you feel like your vest is unnecessarily getting too much attention? All three problems are solved with this embroidered patch. It's not yours! Somebody else owns it.

There's only one problem with wearing this patch. You have to explain how, if the vest isn't yours, you were able to sew the patch on it. But if you're quick on your feet, you can deny ownership of the patch, too. It's all part of your master plan to deny culpability under all circumstances. You're welcome. We're glad we can help.

All kidding aside, the This Ain't My Fucking Vest biker patch is just one of dozens of funny patches we sell. Funny patches are a nice addition to the more serious back patches, upper and lower rockers, and American flag patches so many of our customers appreciate. Mounting a funny patch or two on your clothing is the biker's equivalent of comic relief. It breaks up the tension.

We recommend sewing this patch to your clothing, even though its plastic backing does include a Japanese glue activated with heat. The high quality embroidery features 100% rayon thread for good looks and exceptionally long life.